CleanPun – King Arthur’s Unknown Knights
It is a little-known fact that King Arthur had more knights than is usually believed. They included:
~ Sir Face – the devastatingly handsome, but disappointingly shallow knight
~ Sir Pass – Arthur’s best knight of all
~ Sir Port – A great help to all the other knights
~ Sir Culation – A knight who got around a bit – popular at parties
~ Sir Prise – the knight who could always be relied on to do the unexpected
~ Sir Vey – a watchful knight
~ Sir Monise – a rather long-winded and droning knight, but a good, moral sort
~ Sir Cuitous – a knight who approached his duties in a roundabout way
~ Sir Pose – a knight who stands by wild predictions
~ Sir Cumflex – a knight with a strange accent
~ Sir Cumvent – the evasive knight
~ Sir Reen – a calm and cheerful knight
~ Sir Spicious – a paranoid knight
~ Sir Real – a vague and insubstantial knight
~ Sir Cumstances – a knight whose fault it never was
Then there were the non-identical twins – Winter Solstice and Summer Solstice – the longest and shortest knights.
