Humor #84

 “Kids on the Bible”

 The statements below are said to have been written by actual students, that they are genuine and NOT retouched or corrected:

 – Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.

 – The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount cyanide to get the ten amendments.

 – The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

 – The fifth commandment is to humor thy father and mother.

 – The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

 – The epistles were wives of the apostles.

 – The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

 – Solomon, one of David’s sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.

 – Moses died before he ever reached Canada. Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

 – One of the opposums was St Matthew who was also a taximan.