Humor #89

Senior Texting Codes

Because more and more seniors are texting and tweeting, there is a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code.)  If you have reached the magical golden number of 50 or above you qualify and these are the codes for you.

ATD:  At The Doctor’s

BFF:  Best Friend Fell

BTW:  Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT:  Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM:  Covered By Medicare

CUATSC:  See You At The Senior Center

DWI:  Driving While Incontinent

FWB:  Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW:  Forgot Where I Was

FYI:  Found Your Insulin

GGPBL:  Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA:  Got Heartburn Again

HGBM:  Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO:  Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO:  Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL:  Living On Lipitor

OMMR:  On My Massage Recliner

OMSG:  Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL…CGU:  Rolling On The Floor Laughing…And Can’t Get Up

SGGP:  Sorry, Gotta Go Poop

TTYL:  Talk To You Louder

WAITT:  Who Am I Talking To?

WTP:  Where’s The Prunes?

WWNO:  Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)