Turkey Day Humor
“The difference between chickens and turkeys is that chicken’s celebrate Thanksgiving!!”
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister’s house for the traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick. She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, and inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed, “Patricia, you’ve cooked a pregnant bird!” At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Thanksgiving day was approaching, and the family received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on their way to church.
Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, “The Pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers.”
“Oh yeah?” her young grandson replied. “So why is their dad carrying that rifle?”
What does a turkey say?
->”Gobble, gobble, gobble,” right?
A jewelry-lovin’ turkey?
-> “Bauble bauble bauble”
A dyslexic turkey say?
-> “Boggle boggle boggle”
A turkey in the shoe repair shop say?
-> “Cobble cobble cobble”
A turkey with a sore leg say?
-> “Hobble hobble hobble.”
A football turkey say?
-> “Huddle, huddle, huddle”
A dieting turkey:
-> “Nibble, nibble nibble.”
A turkey who argues a lot:
-> “Squabble squabble squabble.”
What does Dr. Seuss’ turkey say?
-> “Tweedle beetle paddle battle puddle wobble hobble gobble.”
Then there was the dizzy Turkey who just went:
-> “Wobble wobble wobble!”