Humor #101



“You Might be a Pastor If…”


~ You’ve waded in a creek wearing a necktie.


~ You’ve ever dreamed you were preaching only to waken and discover that you were.


~ You’d rather negotiate with terrorists than the church organist.


~ You see a picnic as no picnic.


~ You’ve ever wanted to fire the church and form a congregation search committee.


~ You’ve been tempted to take up an offering at a family reunion.


~ You’ve ever wanted to give the sound man some feedback of your own.


~ You’ve ever wanted to lay hands on a deacon, and you didn’t mean praying for him.


~ You often feel like you are herding cats instead of shepherding sheep.


~ Your sermons have a happy ending…everyone’s happy when it ends.


~ You’ve never preached on TV, because your wife made you get down before you broke something.


~ You feel that it is your job to comfort the afflicted and afflict the comfortable.