Humor #109

Oxymorons: Two words or phrases that have opposite meanings.

– Act naturally

– Found missing

– Resident alien

– Advanced BASIC

– Genuine imitation

– Airline Food

– Good grief

– Same difference

– Almost exactly

– Terribly pleased

– Sanitary landfill

– Alone together

– Legally drunk

– Silent scream

– Living dead

– Government organization

Advertisements