~ How do you throw away a garbage can?
~ Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A.?
~ Why do old men have hair in their ears?
~ Why are buttons on guys’ shirts on a different side than girls’ shirts?
~ Why are things typed up but written down?
~ Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?
~ If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?
~ If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
~ What does OK actually mean?
~ What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?
~ Why do we feel blue? And what color does a Smurf feel when he is down?
~ Why do donuts have holes?
~ Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on a calculator go the other?
~ Why don’t you hear thunder with heat lightning?
~ If you’re born at exactly midnight, is your birthday on both those days?
~ If you’re caught “between a rock and a hard place,” is the rock not hard?
~ If one man says, “It was an uphill battle,” and another says, “It went downhill from there,” how could they both be having troubles?
~ Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?
~ Why do we say “bye bye” but not “hi hi”?
~ How do you handcuff a one-armed man?
~ Why is the abbreviation for pound “lb.” when the letters L or B aren’t even in the word pound?