Humor #147

Crazy Thoughts

~ How do you throw away a garbage can?

~ Why in baseball is it called the World Series if it is only played in the U.S.A.?

~ Why do old men have hair in their ears?

~ Why are buttons on guys’ shirts on a different side than girls’ shirts?

~ Why are things typed up but written down?

~ Why does caregiver and caretaker mean the same thing?

~ If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would you be walking faster than the speed of sound?

~ If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?

~ What does OK actually mean?

~ What does the K in K-mart actually stand for?

~ Why do we feel blue? And what color does a Smurf feel when he is down?

~ Why do donuts have holes?

~ Why do the numbers on a phone go one way and the numbers on a calculator go the other?

~ Why don’t you hear thunder with heat lightning?

~ If you’re born at exactly midnight, is your birthday on both those days?

~ If you’re caught “between a rock and a hard place,” is the rock not hard?

~ If one man says, “It was an uphill battle,” and another says, “It went downhill from there,” how could they both be having troubles?

~ Why is it you can walk down a road, even if it goes uphill?

~ Why do we say “bye bye” but not “hi hi”?

~ How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

~ Why is the abbreviation for pound “lb.” when the letters L or B aren’t even in the word pound?