Humor #182

Punny Tweets

List of puns posted by Twitter User @Merentia (from Cape Town) with hashtag #HaveAGoodPunnyThursday

The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.

No one knew she had a dental implant until it came out in a conversation.

I wrote a novel about a fellow who had a small garden. It didn’t have much of a plot.

The patron saint of poverty is St. Nickeless.

What’s the definition of a will? (It’s a dead giveaway.)

Why did the capacitor kiss the diode? He just couldn’t resistor.

The roundest knight at king Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed food coloring. The doctor says I’m OK, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

I thought she had PMS, but she was just ovary acting.

I used to be addicted to soap, but I’m clean now.

When a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds.

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I could do it with my eyes closed.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing – but it let out a little whine.

Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

I was going to buy a book on phobias, but I was afraid it wouldn’t help me.

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