Humor #190

PUN–ishment

Energizer Bunny arrested — charged with battery.

My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it’s just kiln time.

Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.

I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome?

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

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