Humor #205

 DO YOU KNOW YOUR HYMNS?

Dentist’s Hymn……………………………… Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman’s Hymn…………………There Shall Be Showers of  Blessing

Contractor’s Hymn………………………….The Church’s One Foundation

The Tailor’s Hymn…………………………. ..Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer’s Hymn ……………………………There Is a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician’s Hymn…………………….. Standing on the Promises!

Optometrist’s Hymn………………………..  Open My Eyes That I Might See

The Tax Man’s Hymn…………………… I Surrender All

The Gossip’s Hymn…………………………..Pass It On

The Electrician’s Hymn…………………… Send The Light

The Shopper’s Hymn……………………….  Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor’s Hymn……………… I’ve Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop

The Massage Therapists Hymn…………. He Touched Me

The Doctor’s Hymn………………………….. The Great Physician

AND for those who speed on the highway – a few hymns:

55 mph ……………………… God Will Take Care of You

75 mph ……………………….. Nearer My God To Thee

85 mph ……………………….  This World Is Not My Home

95 mph ……………………….  Lord, I’m Coming Home

100 mph ………………………  Precious Memories

Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folks.

 

 

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