Humor #213

Biology Revisited

– When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.

– Mushrooms always grow in damp places and so they look like umbrellas.

– Thesaurus is an ancient reptile with an excellent vocabulary.

– It has recently been discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

– Before giving a blood transfusion, find out if the blood is affirmative or negative.

– Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don’t, why you should.

– Dew is formed on leaves when the sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.

– Sterility is hereditary: If your grandfather didn’t have children and your father didn’t have children, you won’t have children too.

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