Humor #228

Senior Wisdom

A senior who had been retired became very bored and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: “Get your treatment for $500, if not cured get back $1,000.”

Doctor “Young,” who was positive that this senior didn’t know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to the clinic.

This is what transpired.

Dr. Young: — ” I have lost all taste in my mouth.” can you please help me ??

Senior  — “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young’s mouth.”

Dr. Young: — Aaagh !! — “This is Gasoline!”

Senior: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of  days figuring to recover his money.

Dr Young: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”

Senior: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”

Doctor Young:  “Oh no you don’t,  —  that is Gasoline!”

Senior: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”

Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and comes back after several more days.

Dr. Young: “My eyesight has become weak  —  I can hardly see !!!!

Senior: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for that so —  ” Here’s your $1000 back.”

Dr. Young: “But this is only $500…”

“Congratulations!

You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

Moral of story  —

Just because you’re “Young” doesn’t mean that you can outsmart a senior ” !!!!

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