Humor #240

Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!  Part 1


  1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.


  1. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.


  1. No one expects you to run–anywhere.


  1. People call at 9 pm and ask,”Did I wake you?”


  1. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.


  1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.


  1. Things you buy now won’t wear out.


  1. You can eat supper at 4 pm.


  1. You can live without sex but not your glasses.


  1. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.