Humor #240

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Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!  Part 1

 

  1. Kidnappers are not interested in you.

 

  1. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

 

  1. No one expects you to run–anywhere.

 

  1. People call at 9 pm and ask,”Did I wake you?”

 

  1. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

 

  1. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

 

  1. Things you buy now won’t wear out.

 

  1. You can eat supper at 4 pm.

 

  1. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

 

  1. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

 

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