Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80! Part 1
- Kidnappers are not interested in you.
- In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
- No one expects you to run–anywhere.
- People call at 9 pm and ask,”Did I wake you?”
- People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
- There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
- Things you buy now won’t wear out.
- You can eat supper at 4 pm.
- You can live without sex but not your glasses.
- You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
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