Humor #241

Perks of reaching 60 or being over 70 and heading towards 80!  Part 2


  1. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.


  1. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the room.


  1. You sing along with elevator music.


  1. Your eyes won’t get much worse.


  15 . Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.


  1. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.


  1. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.


  1. You can’t remember who sent you this list.


  1. And you notice these are all in Big Print for your convenience.


Most importantly, never, ever, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.