Humor #248

The Workout

The Doctor told me I should start an exercise program. Not wanting to harm this old body, I’ve devised the following:

Beat around the bush

Jump to conclusions

Climb the walls

Wade through the morning paper.

Drag my heels

Push my luck

Make mountains out of mole hills

Hit the nail on the head.

Bend over backwards

Jump on the band wagon

Run around in circles.

Toot my own horn

Pull out all the stops

Add fuel to the fire

Open a can of worms

Put my foot in my mouth

Start the ball rolling

Go over the edge.

Pick up the pieces.

Kneel in prayer

Bow my head in thanksgiving

Uplift my hands in praise

Hug someone and encourage them.

What a Workout!

Rest At Last.