Humor #285

T-Shirt Slogans

“That’s It! I’m Calling Grandma!” (Seen on an 8 year old)

“Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up”

“Procrastinate Now.”

“My Dog Can Lick Anyone.”

“I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts – Do You Want Fries With That?”

“FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.”

“A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.”

“Time’s fun when you’re having flies…Kermit the Frog.”

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