Funny Puns and One-Liners
Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.
When two egotists meet, it’s an I for an I.
What’s the definition of a will? (Come on, it’s a dead giveaway!)
A backwards poet writes inverse.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
If a clock is hungry does it go back four seconds?
The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.
Acupuncture is a jab well done.
Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.
A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
If you don’t pay your exorcist, will you get repossessed?
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Without geometry, life is pointless.