You’re Not a Kid Anymore When
You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
You quit trying to hold in your stomach, no matter who walks into the room.
You enjoy watching the news.
The phone rings and you hope it’s not for you.
The only reason you’re still awake at 4 am is indigestion.
People ask what color your hair USED to be.
You’re proud of your lawnmower.
Your best friend is dating someone half their age AND isn’t breaking any laws.
You start singing along with the elevator music.
You really do want a new washing machine for your birthday.
Your car has four doors.
You routinely check the oil in your car.
You’ve owned clothes so long that they’ve come back into style TWICE.
You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
7 AM is your idea of “sleeping in.”
You don’t remember when you got that mole…or the one next to it.
You write thank you notes without being told.
Neighbors borrow your tools.
– according to Jeff Foxworthy