Famous Last Words
*Ha! They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…
*Don’t unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.
*What happens if you touch these two wires tog-
*We won’t need reservations.
*It’s always sunny there this time of the year.
*Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.
*Step on her, boy, we’re only going 75.
*If you knew anything, you wouldn’t be a traffic cop.
*What? Your mother is going to stay another month?
*Say, who’s boss of this joint, anyhow?
“Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father.” – Darth Vader
“Don’t worry about the Rover. That’s no cliff.” – NASA techie
*They’d never make him a manager.
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