Humor #354

Famous Last Words

*Ha! They couldn’t hit an elephant at this dist…

*Don’t unplug it, it will just take a moment to fix.

*What happens if you touch these two wires tog-

*We won’t need reservations.

*It’s always sunny there this time of the year.

*Gimmee a match. I think my gas tank is empty.

*Step on her, boy, we’re only going 75.

*If you knew anything, you wouldn’t be a traffic cop.

*What? Your mother is going to stay another month?

*Say, who’s boss of this joint, anyhow?

“Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father.” – Darth Vader

“Don’t worry about the Rover. That’s no cliff.” – NASA techie

*They’d never make him a manager.

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