Humor #377

Housecleaning Philosophy

I don’t do windows because…
I love birds and don’t want one to run into a clean window and get hurt.

I don’t wax floors because…
I am terrified a guest will slip and get hurt then I’ll feel terrible ( plus they may sue me.)

I don’t mind the dust bunnies because…
They are very good company; I have named most of them, and they agree with everything I say.

I don’t disturb cobwebs because…
I want every creature to have a home of their own.

I don’t Spring Clean because…
I love all the seasons and don’t want the others to get jealous.

I don’t put things away because…
My husband will never be able to find them again.

I don’t do gourmet meals when I entertain because…
I don’t want my guests to stress out over what to make when they invite me over for dinner.

I don’t iron because…
I choose to believe them when they say “Permanent Press.”

I don’t stress much on anything because…
“A Type” personalities die young and I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol’ woman!!!

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