Some Wacky Definitions
EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are.
MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what’s coming in the next issue.
EMERGENCY NUMBERS: police station, fire department and places that deliver.
OPERA: when a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings.
BUFFET: a French word that means, “Get up and get it yourself.”
BABY-SITTER: a teenager who must behave like an adult so that the adults who are out can behave like teenagers.
TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.
PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods.
PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority have no idea what’s happened.
SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it.
SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut.
TATTOO: permanent proof of temporary insanity.