Humor #411

Bumper Stickers

It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now.

This is not an abandoned vehicle.

It’s as bad as you think and they are out to get you.

I is a college student.

The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.

I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.

If money could talk, it would say goodbye.

No radio. Already stolen.

I don’t care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

Honk if you’re illiterate

If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!

Car will explode upon impact

CAUTION : Driver Singing

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