Bumper Stickers
It’s been lovely, but I have to scream now.
This is not an abandoned vehicle.
It’s as bad as you think and they are out to get you.
I is a college student.
The weather is here. Wish you were beautiful.
I came, I saw, I did a little shopping.
If money could talk, it would say goodbye.
No radio. Already stolen.
I don’t care who you are, what you are driving, or where you would rather be.
So many pedestrians, so little time.
Honk if you’re illiterate
If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk!
Car will explode upon impact
CAUTION : Driver Singing
