Humor #419

Dogs And Computers: Same Or Different?

 

Favorite Food

Dogs: kibbles

Computers: bits

 

Method used to end undesirable behavior

Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper

Computers: hit control-alt-delete

 

After destruction of personal property

Dogs: dog not found

Computers: file not found

 

Favorite trick

Dogs: roll over

Computers: play dead

 

Comic-page hero

Dogs: Dogbert

Computers: Dilbert

 

Fun way to mess with their heads

Dogs: peanut butter on roof of mouth

Computers: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive

 

Consequence of virus

Dogs: replace valuable carpeting

Computers: replace valuable data

 

Waste disposal tool

Dogs: pooper-scooper

Computers: CCleaner

 

Sensitive internal procedures

Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional

Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed one kind of like this once

 

Method of marking territory

Dogs: lifting leg

Computers: “Designed for Windows”

 

Unique behavior

Dogs: lick and drag

Computers: click-and-drag

 

Inexplicable physical feature

Dogs: declaw

Computers: scroll lock key

 

Estimated lifespan

Dogs: 12 years

Computers: 12 months

 

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