Humor #457

Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?

It’s called On & On Anon.

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The company I work for sometimes puts on what they call “Lunch and Learn” seminars during the employees’ lunchtime, dealing with a variety of physical and mental health issues. If the seminar lasts beyond the normal lunch hours, we’re supposed to get managerial approval to attend.

So, last week, this flier came around:

LUNCH AND LEARN SEMINAR:

WHO’S CONTROLLING YOUR LIFE?

(Get your manager’s permission before attending)

Looks like that question’s been answered …

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During a recent password audit by a company, it was found that an employee was using the following password:

“MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”

When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said, “Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.”

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Some young children were sitting in a circle with their teacher. She was going around in turn asking them all questions.

“Davy, what noise does a cow make?”

“It goes ‘moo.'”

“Alice, what noise does a cat make?”

“It goes ‘meow.'”

“Jamie, what sound does a lamb make?”

“It goes ‘baaa.'”

“Jennifer, what sound does a mouse make?”

“Errr…, it goes… ‘click!'”

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