humor #460

TEACHER: Why are you late?

STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?

DONALD: H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s.. Did you copy his?

CLYDE : No, sir. It’s the same dog.

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Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the Middle Ages the Dark Ages?

Peter: Because they had so many knights.

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