A lawyer, a doctor, and a preacher went hunting together. When a prize buck ran past them, they all fired at the exact same moment and the buck dropped.
However, there was only one bullet hole, and they didn’t know which of them shot it. So they took it to the registration center, not knowing who should tag it.
The agent said, “Let me look at the deer. Sometimes I can figure it out.”
He asked a few questions, examined the deer carefully, and declared, “The preacher shot this buck!”
Amazed, they all asked how he knew. Stooping down, he pointed out the wound. “See here. It went in one ear and out the other.”
Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and they’d have to move.
“It’s no use.” Robbie said, “She’s crawling good now and she’d probably just follow us.”
On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept peering out the window. Since it was totally dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.
“I’m sorry to bother you,” she said, “but I think you should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator is on and has been for some time.”
“I hope you didn’t take it personally, Pastor,” an embarrassed woman said after a church service, “when my husband walked out during your sermon.”
“I did find it rather disconcerting,” the preacher replied.
“It’s not a reflection on you, sir,” insisted the church goer.
“Ralph has been walking in his sleep ever since he was a child.”