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An 6-year-old was the flower girl for her uncle’s wedding. Mom realized she must have paid close attention to the ceremony when she asked a few days later, “Mom, what did the pastor mean when he said, ‘I unite you in holy macaroni’?”
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A young man away from home and at college was feeling low. He had no money at the present time, so he decided at ask dad for some help. He sent a simple three line six word letter to dad. It said,
“No mon.
No fun.
Your son.”
A week later he had a response from dad another three line six word letter. It said,
“Too bad.
So sad.
Your dad.”
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Little Billy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA, they decided to send it to the President.
The President was so impressed, touched, and amused that he instructed his secretary to send Billy a $5.00 bill.
The President thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.
Billy was delighted with the $5.00 and sat down to write a thank you note to God, which read:
Dear God,
Thank you very much for sending the money, however, I noticed that for some reason you had to send it through Washington D.C. and, as usual, those crooks deducted $95.00.
Thanks,
Billy
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A motorist, after being bogged down in a muddy road, paid a passing farmer five dollars to pull him out with his tractor.
After he was back on dry ground he said to the farmer, “At those prices, I should think you would be pulling people out of the mud night and day.”
“Can’t”, replied the farmer. “At night I haul water for the hole.”
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