Dieting – New Year Resolutions
2015: I will get my weight down below 180 pounds.
2016: I will follow my new diet religiously until I get below 200 pounds.
2017: I will develop a realistic attitude about my weight.
2018: I will work out 3 days a week.
2019: I will try to drive past a gym at least once a week.
I went to my Doctor and he suggested I do some exercises. Here is my new regiment…
- Jump to conclusions
- Climb the walls
- Drag my heels
- Push my luck
- Make mountains out of molehills
- Bend over backwards
- Run in circles
- Put my foot in my mouth