New Year’s Resolutions #2
Difficult-to-Keep New Year’s Resolutions
When I hear a funny joke I will not reply, “LOL, LMAO, or ROTFLMAO!”
Start using Facebook for something other than Farmville and stupid quizzes.
I will try to figure out why I “really” need five Facebook accounts.
I resolve to work with neglected children… my own.
Lose 20 pounds by going to the gym!
I will stop using, “So, what’s your URL?” as a pickup line.
I will spend less than five hours a day on the Internet.
I will read the manual… just as soon as I can find it.
Spend less than $1000 for coffee at Starbucks this year.
Lose weight by inventing an anti-gravity machine.
Stop repeating myself again, and again, and again.
I will stop tagging pictures of myself in pictures even when I’m not in them.
I will think of a password other than “password.”