Humor #586

If Jesus were to do His same ministry on earth today, He would be in trouble with:

— the FDA for turning water into wine without a license,

— the EPA for killing fig trees,

— the AMA for practicing medicine without a license,

— the Dept. of Health for asking people to open graves, for raising the dead and for feeding 5,000 people in the wilderness,

— the NEA for teaching without a certificate,

— OSHA for walking on water without a life-jacket and for flying without an airplane,

— the SPCA for driving hogs into the sea, and the National Board of Psychiatrists for giving advice on how to live a guilt-free life.