Humor #602

Nurse: Good morning Mr. Frobisher, you seem to be coughing much more easily this morning.

Mr. Frobisher: That’s because I’ve been practicing all night.

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When a customer left his cell phone in my store, I scrolled through his saved numbers, stopped at “Mom” and pushed send. His mother answered, and I told her what happened.

“Don’t worry,” she said, “I’ll take care of it.”

A few minutes later, the cell phone rang. It was “Mom.”

“Martin,” she said, “you left your cell phone at the convenience store.”

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I am really bad at measuring pasta, so if you and 79 of your friends want spaghetti, come on over!

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“I hate being half bicycle – half motorcycle,” he moped.

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Last year I joined a support group for antisocial people; we haven’t met yet.

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I will not sleep until I find a cure for my insomnia!

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