Humor #606

Real Classified Ads

– 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234.  Leave mess.

– Lost: small apricot poodle.  Reward.  Neutered.  Like one of the family.

– Dinner Special — Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.

– For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

– Four-poster bed, 101 years old.  Perfect for antique lover.

– Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

– We do not tear your clothing with machinery.  We do it carefully by hand.

– For Sale.  Three canaries of undermined sex.

– For Sale — Eight puppies from a German Shepherd and an Alaskan Hussy.

– Great Dames for sale.

– Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

– Tired of cleaning yourself?  Let me do it.

– Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

– Vacation Special: have your home exterminated.