Humor #607

I’m starting meetings at my house for people who have OCD; I don’t have it, I’m just hoping they’ll take one look and start cleaning

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A teacher was telling her class about plant names that have the word “dog” in them: dog-rose, dogwood, dog violet.

She asked the class if they could name another flower with the preface “dog.”

Steven raised his hand and said, “Sure Miss Jones. How about a ‘collie’ flower!”

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A young man looking to get married asked his friend. “Every woman I bring home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like.”

“Oh, that’s easy,” his pal replied. “All you have to do is find someone who is just like your mother.”

“I did that already,” he said, “and that one my father didn’t like.”

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The minister’s little six-year-old girl had been so naughty during the week that her mother decided to give her the worst kind of punishment. She told her she couldn’t go to the Sunday School Picnic on Saturday.

When the day came, her mother felt she had been too harsh and changed her mind. When she told the little girl she could go to the picnic, the child’s reaction was one of gloom and unhappiness.

“What’s the matter? I thought you’d be glad to go to the picnic.” her mother said.

“It’s too late!” the little girl said. “I’ve already prayed for rain.”