Humor #609

A motorist was on trial for striking a pedestrian.

The motorist’s lawyer made this point: “Your honor, my client has been driving for over thirty years.”

To which the lawyer for the plaintiff retorted: “Your honor, if we are going to judge this case by experience, may I remind you that my client has been walking for over 55 years!”

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I’m tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep.

That’s deep enough!

What do you want, an adorable pancreas?

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England has no kidney bank…

But it does have a Liverpool.

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To keep their active two-year-old from roaming onto the busy street in front of their home, my sister and brother-in-law decided to put a gate across the driveway.

After working over two weekends on the project, Robert was ready to attach the lock to complete the job. He was working on the yard side of the gate, with his daughter nearby, when he dropped the screwdriver he was using and it rolled under the gate, out of his reach.

“I’ll get it, Daddy,” Lauren called, nimbly crawling under the newly erected barrier

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