Humor #611

I don’t believe in reincarnation…

I didn’t believe in it the last time, either.


Teacher: What is an island?

Student : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.

Teacher : On one side?

Student : Yes, on top!


I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth…

But unfortunately, the earth is round.


A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.

“My father grows beans,” said one girl.

“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.

A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”