I don’t believe in reincarnation…
I didn’t believe in it the last time, either.
Teacher: What is an island?
Student : A piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher : On one side?
Student : Yes, on top!
I believe the right girl for me is out there, in some corner of the earth…
But unfortunately, the earth is round.
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”