During a test…
People look up for inspiration,
Look down in desperation,
And left and right for information!
Stella, 6, and her mommy were talking.
Stella: “I’ll bet you can’t wait ’til I’m a teenager!”
Mommy: “Actually, I can.”
Mommy: “Because I like you being sweet.”
Stella: “I’ll still be sweet when I’m a teenager. I’ll just have an awkward way of showing it.”
During a recent power outage my PC, Laptop, TV, DVD, IPAD, and a new surround sound system were all shut down. Also my cell phone battery was dead. To make matters worse it was raining so I couldn’t play golf.
So I go to the kitchen to make coffee, OOPS, the coffee maker requires power, so I sit down and talked to my wife for a couple of hours.
You know, she seems like a nice person.
I was in a couple’s home trying to fix their Internet connection. The husband called out to his wife in the other room for the computer password. “Start with a capital S, then 123,” she shouted back.
We tried S123 several times, but it didn’t work. So we called the wife in. As she input the password, she muttered, “I really don’t know what’s so difficult about typing Start123.”