Humor #622

My Dad bought my Mom a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, I asked how she was doing with it.

“Oh,” said My Dad, “I persuaded her to switch to a clarinet.”

“How come?” I asked.

“Well,” he answered, “because with a clarinet, she can’t sing.”

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Sally was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 5-year-old daughter to answer the phone.

“Mommy can’t come to the phone to talk to you right now. She’s hitting the bottle.”

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Been on a diet for two weeks and all I lost is 14 days.

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A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her mom’s car to the gas station. She pulled up to the full-service pumps, and the attendant asked, “What grade, miss?”

“Eleventh!” she replied

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Dietitian: Did you follow the course that I have given you 4 weeks ago?

Client: Yes, of course!

Dietitian: So did you lose at least 4lbs ?

Client: No! I lost 4 weeks!

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