Humor #624

TOURIST QUESTIONS #1

Here are some of the “All-Time Dumbest Questions” asked by Banff Park tourists.

On nature…

  • How do the elk know they’re supposed to cross at the “Elk Crossing” signs?
  • At what elevation does an elk become a moose?
  • Tourist: “How do you pronounce ‘Elk’?” Park Information Staff: ” ‘Elk.'” Tourist: “Oh.”
  • Are the bears with collars tame?
  • Is there anywhere I can see the bears pose?
  • Is it okay to keep an open bag of bacon on the picnic table, or should I store it in my tent?
  • Where can I find Alpine Flamingos?
  • I saw an animal on the way to Banff today … Could you tell me what it was?
  • Are there birds in Canada?
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