Humor #625

TOURIST QUESTIONS #2

Here are some of the “All-Time Dumbest Questions” asked by Banff Park tourists.

On geography…

  • Did I miss the turnoff for Canada? (while standing in the middle of Banff!)
  • Where does Alberta end and Canada begin?
  • Do you have a map of the State of Jasper?
  • Is this the part of Canada that speaks French, or is that Saskatchewan?
  • If I go to B.C., do I have to go through Ontario?
  • Which is the way to the Columbia Ricefields?
  • How far is Banff from Canada?
  • What’s the best way to see Canada in a day?