Humor #626

TOURIST QUESTIONS #3

Here are some of the “All-Time Dumbest Questions” asked by Banff Park tourists.

On tourist facilities…

  • Do they search you at the B.C. border?
  • When we enter B.C. do we have to convert our money to British pounds?
  • Where can I buy a raccoon hat? ALL Canadians own one, don’t they?
  • Are there phones in Banff?
  • So it’s eight kilometers away… is that in miles? We’re on the decibel system you know.
  • Where can I get my husband really, REALLY, lost??
  • Is that 2 kilometers by foot or by car?
  • Don’t you Canadians know anything?