Humor #628

The future isn’t what it used to be.

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A speeding motorist was caught by radar from a police helicopter in the sky.

An officer pulled him over and began to issue a traffic ticket. “How did you know I was speeding?” the frustrated driver asked.

The police officer pointed somberly toward the sky.

“You mean,” asked the motorist, “that even He is against me?”

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Feeling alone? Feeling unwanted, like no one gives a hoot?

Do what I did… don’t file your tax returns.

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Vincent Van Gogh had a really large family. Here’s a listing of some of the lesser known relatives:

  • The really obnoxious brother — Please Gogh
  • The brother who ate prunes — Gotta Gogh
  • His dizzy aunt — Verti Gogh
  • An aunt who taught positive thinking — Wayto Gogh
  • And his magician uncle — Wherediddy Gogh
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