Harry Truman, when he was U.S President, once addressed the Washington Garden Club and kept referring to ‘good manure’ that must be used on flowers.
Some society ladies complained (later) to the First Lady Margaret Truman, “Bess, can’t you get the President to say fertilizers?”
The First Lady replied, “Heavens, it took me 25 years to get him to say ‘manure'”.
I wish I was as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat.
A grandson went up to his grandpa and said, “Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?”
A few minutes later the granddaughter came up and said, “Grandpa, can you talk like a frog?”
“No. Why do you kids keep asking me if I can talk like a frog?”
“Because Dad said, ‘When grandpa croaks, we can go to Disneyland.”’
Electricians are always watching the news…
They like to keep up with current events.
My Doctor told me to avoid any unnecessary stress…
To comply, I did not open his bill.