Humor #631

If Facebook has taught us anything, it’s that a lot of you are not quite ready for a Spelling Bee.


This sailor fell off the crows nest on a sailing ship and fell trough the first deck and the second deck of the ship.

The captain went up to the sailor and asked if he was all right.

“I am all right,” said the sailor. “I have been through hardships before.”


For the first time in many years, a friend of ours traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.

After buying his ticket he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, my friend couldn’t help but comment, “The last time I came to the movie, popcorn was only 15 cents.”

“Well, sir,” the attendant replied with a grin, “You’re really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now.”


A city slicker goes to visit his cousin who owns an apple orchard. The cousin takes him out to show him the bountiful crop on the trees.

The city slicker sees all the apples and asks, “How many apples grow on trees?”

His cousin smiles and says, “All of them.”


A Spanish magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says: “Uno, dos….”*POOF!!*

He disappeared without a tres.