TIPS FROM COWBOYS, EVERYDAY WISDOM #1
~ Never squat with your spurs on!
~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
~ There’s two theories to arguin’ with a woman….
Neither one works.
~ Don’t worry about bitin’ off more than you can chew.
Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.
~ If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
~ After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him. The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
~ If you find yourself in a hole the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
~ Never smack a man who’s chewin’ tobacco.
~ It don’t take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
~ Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.