Observations on Growing Older #1
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU’VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU’LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
~Your kids are becoming you…and you don’t like them…but your grandchildren are perfect!
~Going out is good.. Coming home is better!
~When people say you look “Great”… they add “for your age!”
~When you needed the discount, you paid full price. Now you get discounts on everything… movies, hotels, flights, but you’re too tired to use them.
~You forget names …. but it’s OK because other people forgot they even knew you!!!
~The 5 pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys–than the 15 pounds.
~You realize you’re never going to be really good at anything …. especially golf.
~Your spouse is counting on you to remember things you don’t remember.