Observations on Growing Older #3
TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU’VE EVER BEEN, YET THE YOUNGEST YOU’LL EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
~Your husband has a night out with the guys, but he’s home by 9:00 P.M. Next week it will be 8:30 p.m.
~You read 100 pages into a book before you realize you’ve read it.
~Notice everything they sell in stores is “sleeveless”?!!!
~What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
~Now that your Spouse has retired …. you’d give anything if he’d find a job!
~You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet…2 of which you will never wear.