Humor #652

At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.

I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?”

“It was bread in captivity,” she replied.

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John: Do you know how big the world’s biggest nose was?

David: Eleven inches

John: That’s not very long.

David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot.

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What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe

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Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather’s violin. “Old fiddles aren’t worth much, I’m afraid,” he explained.

“What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?” I asked.

“If you’re buying it from me, it’s a violin. If I’m buying it from you, it’s a fiddle.”