At the zoo I noticed a slice of toast in one of the enclosures.
I asked the keeper, “How did that toast get into the cage?”
“It was bread in captivity,” she replied.
John: Do you know how big the world’s biggest nose was?
David: Eleven inches
John: That’s not very long.
David: If it was any longer, it would be a foot.
What do you call a French guy wearing sandals?
Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather’s violin. “Old fiddles aren’t worth much, I’m afraid,” he explained.
“What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?” I asked.
“If you’re buying it from me, it’s a violin. If I’m buying it from you, it’s a fiddle.”