Humor #669

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock.

That’s humerus.

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Doctor: “I accidentally left my gloves inside your stomach during your operation. We have to operate on you again.”

Patient: “Are you kidding me?!?! Tell you what Doc, take this $10 bill and buy a new pair!”

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John left his twin twelve year old boys in the car while he went into a store. While there he spotted a vender selling ice cream cones. He bought one chocolate and one vanilla for the boys.

When he got back to the car he asked them which one they wanted. The boys looked at the ice cream cones for a few seconds trying to decide.

A sly grin came across one boys face. He pointed to his brother and said, “I want his!”

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A blind man with his seeing eye dog walked into a bar.

The blind man picked up the dog and swung it around and around over his head.

The bartender ran up and asked, “Man, What on earth are you doing?”

The blind man replied, “Just looking around.”