Humor #675

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle.

It was an ether/oar situation.

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Little Johnny, on recess, was carrying a car door while playing outside with his buddies on a very hot day.

His teacher called him over to ask, “Why?”

Little Johnny replied, “If I get too hot, I can roll down the car window!”

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I’ve started growing herbs in my garden.

To help identify them I’m growing them in alphabetical order.

My neighbour asked me, “How do you find the time?”

I said, “Easy, it’s right here next to the sage.”

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My wife told me that I did not love any of her relatives…

I told her that is not true. I said, “I love your mother-in-law and father-in-law much more than I love mine.”