Humor #699

The Real Meaning of Hotel slogans

Old world charm …………………………… No bath

Options galore …………………………….. Nothing is included in the itinerary

No extra fees ………………………………. No extras

Nominal fee ………………………………… Outrageous charge

Standard ……………………………………. Sub-standard

Deluxe ………………………………………. Standard

Superior …………………………………….. One free shower cap

Cozy …………………………………………. Small

All the amenities ………………………….. Two free shower caps

Plush ………………………………………… Top and bottom sheets

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